HOW!

Indian woman gives birth aged 70: reports
The world’s longest gestation?

Indian woman gives birth aged 70: reports
That baby is the perfect casino customer!

White House says auto deal is 'very likely'
I bet they throw in some floor mats.

"Twilight" director won't shoot sequel
There should be an award for that alone.

Malaria vaccine shows promise in Africa tests
I bet it’s made with DDT.

Native hunters: Climate is thinning caribou herds
that, and Sarah Palin.

Obama pledges not to smoke in White House
But he would make smoking cool again!

Youthfulness an American obsession - at what cost?

$2300 per tit.

Car dealer offers second car for free
What about floor mats?

Today's Highlight in History:

In 1980, rock star John Lennon was shot to death outside his New York City apartment building by an apparently deranged fan. Allegedly.

In 1982, a man demanding an end to nuclear weapons held the Washington Monument hostage, threatening to blow it up with explosives he claimed were inside a van. After a 10-hour standoff, Norman D. Mayer was shot dead by police; it turned out there were no explosives. Though one bullet was found in Mr. Mayer

In 1993, President Bill Clinton signed into U.S. law the North American Free Trade Agreement, which went into effect at the start of 1994. Hmmm, I wonder how this affected U.S. employment rates?

Ten years ago: Struggling to stave off impeachment, President Bill Clinton's defenders forcefully pleaded his case before the House Judiciary Committee. Boy, did they have egg (or something like eggwhites) on their faces?!?