Tuesday, January 27, 2009

B Funkadelic.

White House e-mail system crashes
must be the Toni Braxton video Barack was downloading.

Is Anna Wintour leaving 'Vogue'?
Oh look! A bunch of words that have no meaning to me.

Blagojevich says he's considering legal action
First on the list: Name Change.

Geithner announces new lobbying rules for bailout
First on the list: Pay Taxes.

Insurgents seize seat of Somalia's parliament
By definition, this would be Parliament Funk.

Hartford mayor arrested on bribery charges
NicFitz's Headline Tip of the Day: If they don't
blare the word Republican in the headline, it's a Democrat.

Today's Highlight in History:
In 1901, opera composer Giuseppe Verdi died in Milan, Italy, at age 87. He's been decomposing ever since!

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