Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Saggy Ass

Egypt and France propose plan to end Gaza conflict
What's the Egyptian word for surrendahr?

Lisa Marie Presley defends Scientology
It helps her to understand evolutionology.

Indian airline fires 9 overweight crew members
Apparently not all cows are sacred.










Today's Highlights in History
1759 - George Washington and Martha Dandridge Custis were married. Thank God they didn't hyphenate!

1838 - Samuel Morse first publicly demonstrated his telegraph. ... .- -- ..- . .-.. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.. .. . -.. / --- ..-. / ... -.-- .--. .... .. .-.. .. ...
http://morsecode.scphillips.com/

saggy part deux



1950 - Britain recognized the Communist government of China. Indeed! Aren't they the chaps who all look alike?

1994 - Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was clubbed on the right leg by an assailant in Detroit. She was wearing her famous 'Harp Seal' outfit.

4 comments:

JKS said...

Well played sir!

Mmm...harp seals is good eatin'.

Freebird said...

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Freebird said...

I can't understand why JKS is eating Nancy Kerrigan.

JKS said...

I'll not respond to Freebird's wanton and vicious unwarranted attacks when they are posted in Norse code, since I fear he won't understand the reply i make in binary code, and blogger appears to lack a convenient interface for posting comments in semaphore.