Thursday, January 15, 2009

The rules have changed.

Bone-chilling temperatures settle over East
Fixing Global Warming will only make it colder.

Google to cut 100 jobs, close engineering offices
THIS is when you know things are bad.


Why were great cities built in quake zone?
um, Democrats were in power?


Holder tells senators waterboarding is torture
It involves trickling water into a terrorists nose. It won't kill them or leave any residual effects, but it will freak them out sufficiently and compel them to tell us where the next bomb is located. What
kind of sick mind would devise such a disgusting torture?!

Kellogg pulls crackers after recall by supplier
Keep your hands off my parrot!

Penny-pinchers might unite at free dating site
I'd never even heard of Vince.com!

More layoffs announced by Random House
I wish they'd be a bit more specific!


A schedule of events for Obama's inauguration
Kneepads - CHECK
Lip Gloss - CHECK
Checkbook - DOUBLE CHECK

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