Not in the face!

From our Disease Marketing Dept.
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Gay bishop will open inaugural weekend
In chess, that's called the Queen's Gambit.

First US count finds 1 in 200 kids are vegetarian
All of the Donner Party were Humanitarian.

Gap in what we say vs. what we do about racism
The new racism is called 'Political Correctness'.

Teen convicted of killing mother over video game
The game is called Mom Kill 3: Rise of the Infants.

Today's Highlight in History:

In 1976, mystery writer Dame Agatha Christie died in Wallingford, England, at age 85. Indeed, but how and by whose hand?