All dogs like peanut butter.

First dog likely to be a Labradoodle or Portuguese Water Hound
a Port o' Lab?

Sharp cold wave shocks upper Midwest, temps to -36
I blame Global Warming Cooling.

Obama pressing for remaining $350B bailout funds
"Please make the check payable to: O-b-a-m-a."

Heston becomes interim Delaware County auditor
Get your paws off my taxes you damn dirty apes!"

Iraq official: Biden affirms 'responsible' pullout
I'm thinking flowers and maybe a phone call.

Ethiopian military hands over security of Somalia
How can you 'hand over' something you never had?

Unprecedented US survey tracks scope of stalking
This just in from the Department of Redundancy Department.

Sexually spread diseases up, better testing cited
Yay! oh, wait...Boo!

Bush, Obama teams hold disaster drill
Code Name: The Obama Presidency

Buying on Web to avoid sales taxes could end soon
I'm guessing Jan. 20, 2009.

Missing Ind. pilot may have fled on red motorbike
Yes officer, he last seen wearing a cardigan sweater & green sneakers...and no, he's not mentally retarded.