Thursday, January 22, 2009

This just in...

Possible bird remains found in downed jet's engine


Obama takes presidential oath again after stumble
Abraham Lincoln's Bible, Gerald Ford's shoes.

Texas wrestles with science standards, evolution
Survival of the Fittest: Cage Match '09!


Studies: Steroids do not help wheezing kids
Perhaps not, but now they can run like the dickens!

Annual Mormon-theme film festival opens in Utah
Four Weddings & a Funeral is always favored to win.


NYC interactive visitor center unveiled
It's called NYC.

Advice: Tourists should try to fit in
So should immigrants.

Senate panel approves Geithner for treasury post Tax Amnesty Day!

2 condemned to death for role in China milk crisis
Lacticide?

Hamas calls for Palestinian reconciliation
"Can't we all just get along and kill the Zionists?"

European Union wants to double cancer screenings
Well, they should lower the price of cigarettes.

Japan learns English from Obama speech textbook

1 comment:

(614) 465-6055 said...

PUBLISHED! This is even better than being in Penthouse Letters!

Survival of the Fittest: Cage Match '09!
"Texas Wrestles With Science Standards, Evolution"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 22

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