Friday, January 16, 2009

Liberace was found face down in the Hudson.

NASA to fly unmanned drone for science research
or as the New York Times would write it: Governmental Job Opportunities Slashed by Bush Organization.

Circuit City says will liquidate assets
It should try to sell them first.

Boy George sentenced to 15 months
In some aspects, this could be a dream vacation for him.


Hudson River hero is ex-Air Force fighter pilot

WHOA! Wait a second...are you saying that a military man did something good!?

Students didn't complain about Freshwater, teachers say

Just wait until they're FreshwaterBoarded!

3 men held in Mass. election night church fire

Just how many election night church fires were there?

Obama: 'Dramatic action' needed now to fix economy

"and by dramatic, I mean before I have to take responsibility for it."

Nude photo of 20-year-old Madonna on auction block

Why pay? If you want to see Madonna naked, just ask her.

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