Friday, January 30, 2009

EarthPig Rising!

AP Exclusive: Bad peanuts found before outbreak
The Dark Side of Snoopy.

Obama slams Wall Street for rich executive bonuses
Please ignore the $4 million he made last year as a Senator.

Congress to hold hearing on peanut butter recall
Dear Lord, have they found steroids there too!?!

Tom Jones will get intimate on new US tour
He's going to show his truss and a slide-show of his grandchildren.

Springsteen promises high-energy halftime show
Thanks to fossil fuels.


Report: Estalella to testify against Bonds

"We made love in the submerible Lotus and then he broke my spacelaser."

Senators question Daschle's late tax filing
with questions like; "How did you do it?" and "Can I do it too?"

Government allies see gains in Iraqi elections
EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH BAMA!

No charges in boy's death
First one's on the house!

New Ill. governor plans Washington lobbying trip
Lobbying is good now with B.O. at the helm!

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