Friday, January 23, 2009

Bond Girl: Uvula von Coccyx

Taxpayers kept funding Biden's bid
This is only bad if Republicans do it.

Obama to lift funding ban for abortion groups abroad
Pay locally, Kill Globally.

Failed telecommunications satellite drifts out of control
Call Roger Moore, I have a movie to pitch!

Ill. gov tells AP that strain is like Pearl Harbor
"except for the planes, ships, bombs and Japanese people parts."

Report: Ex-Gitmo detainee joins al-Qaida in Yemen
Obama's first success story!

Japan launches rocket with greenhouse-gas probe
um, wouldn't that be Gleenhouse-Gas Plobe?

Scientists solve mystery: 3 fish are all the same
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu! (Here's the song, you big babies!)

Aretha gave Obama collection of dad's sermons
and he gave her a $20 gift card to Boston Market.

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