day 101

Consumer spending, new jobless claims dip
"Let's call him Obama!"

96,000 cribs recalled for breakable slats
Well of course, who can forget the slats?!

Biden tells family to stay off planes, subways
Just his family. Everyone else, go about your business.

Biden, Besser remain against border closing idea
OK, let me get this straight. Stay off planes and the subway, but keep the Mexican border flowing. Got it!

SKorean experts claim to have cloned glowing dogs
Growing Dogs, you idiot! Growing Dogs!

WHO raises its tally of swine flu cases to 236
"We don't get flued again."