Wednesday, April 29, 2009

No Frills Blog Deluxe

On Politics: Signs G.O.P. Is Rethinking Stance on Gay Marriage
Forget the stance, just make sure the outfit is festive!

Egypt orders slaughter of all pigs over swine flu
This Just In From Leviticus 3:19!

Textron to reduce global work force by 20 pct
Glorb of Rigel 7 will be pleased with the colonization!

Colleges offer no-frills degrees
Glad I got a gooder kind way back when!

Science takes aim at the swine flu
This Just In From 1976!

Obama: World's people must resist hatred, racism
"Or The Mighty & Terrible Glorb will be displeased!"

Why so many Americans switch religions
I'm guessing the benefits package.

Lebanese told not to kiss in anti-swine flu drive
DAMN HOMOPHOBES!

Thought for Today:

"Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right." - Sir Laurens van der Post, South African author (1906-1996)....'unless they have fangs. That would be way more frightning.' - Gordie van der Post, South African Villiage Idiot and nephew of Sir Laurens van der Post.

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