Tea Party!

Small Cars Get Poor Marks in Collision Tests
The upside is that it gets great mileage and you will die instantly.

WIRE: THOUSANDS OF DOLPHINS BLOCK SOMALI PIRATES...
Thank God for these noble, intelligent, protective and delicious creatures.

Where will captured Somali pirate get justice?
At the end of a rope?

Obama to speak on making changes to tax code

TRUST ME!

US to name 'border czar' to watch Mexican border
Make sure you give him some stinking badges.

Deportation halted, Demjanjuk returns to Ohio home
He told them he forgot to turn off his giant, people-sized oven.

Meltdown 101: Can't pay your taxes? Don't panic
Send your job application to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Student killed in love triangle involving teacher

They were quite obtuse.

Ron Paul's plan to fend off pirates
does it involve bumper stickers and yard signs?