Perky Set

6,000 rare dolphins found in South Asia
Now we can stop calling the rare, and start calling them yummy!

Feds drop case against former Sen. Stevens
Just in time for a fair electio...Oh, nevermind.

US, Russia say they want to reduce nuke warheads
You first Comrade.

Analysis: Dems punt hard choices on Obama budget
CHANGE!

Idea of the Day: When a Child Is Left in a Car
Sounds like a plan!

How I Learned to Love Goat Meat
Quick, get me Larry the Cable Guy; I Have A Porno Movie To Pitch!

Maureen Dowd: No More Hummer Nation
OK, but will we still have "Friends with Benefits" status?

Education Secretary Says Aid Hinges on New Data
and when we say "data" we mean "money".

9 patients made nearly 2,700 ER visits in Texas
All of their vital statistics were released except for their last names, which all rhyme with "Bodriquez".

Barney Frank says GOP suffers from a psychological disorder
so says the heterophobe.

The Queen and Mrs. Obama: Did the First Lady break protocol?
"I don't know what she broke, but it stinks in here!"

GlaxoSmithKline seeks new approval for breast drug
I hope they call it ‘Perkiset’.