Thursday, April 9, 2009

The N-Blog

Detroit Public Schools plans closures, layoffs
That's stupid. Why don't they just raises taxes?

Returning troops getting tested for brain injuries
The Commander-in-Chief should go first.

Indianapolis woman dies trying to stop sword fight
I heard that can happen in bullet fights too.

Indianapolis woman dies trying to stop sword fight
When, oh when will the Democrats ban swords once and for all?

Duo accused of trying to steal restaurant grease
I do it one french fry at a time!

Woman accused of whacking deputy's nose with purse
THIS JUST IN: from a mid-sixties sitcom.

Mayor: Madonna promises $500,000 for quake relief
Does she get a new African baby for this?

Scott MacIntyre is voted off 'American Idol'
He had to have seen it coming.


Spears' Vancouver concert halted for 30 minutes
30 minutes is pretty quick to delouse someone.


Ross Fisher takes early lead at Masters golf
He must have been the last to tee off.


Public asked to vote on favorite Simpsons stamp
Gotta be the dolphin on her ass.



Doctors: Thyroid drug can hurt liver, kill kids
Please, Think of the Thyroids!


Clowning around pays off for circus hopefuls
Shooting your mouth off is great practice for snipers.

Congo forces politicians to pay their taxes
Are you listening President Obama?


Cat found alive after 5 weeks under rubble
In Vietnam that's considered a delicacy.


Today's Highlight in History:

In 1942, American and Philippine defenders on Bataan capitulated to Japanese forces; the surrender was followed by the notorious Bataan Death March which claimed thousands of lives. Seems like a perfect time to cut and run.

In 1959, American architect Frank Lloyd Wright died in Phoenix at age 91. They had part of his casket wedged into a waterfall.

Ten years ago: Niger's president, Ibrahim Bare Mainassara, was gunned down by members of his own Presidential Guard. Probably because he kept calling them the N-country.

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