Obama: Better trains foster energy independence
Just like Amtrak!
Iraq: Suicide bomber kills 16 Iraqi soldiers
I wish these "suicide" bombers would just jump off a building. Fewer people would die.
General Growth files for bankruptcy protection
When professional wrestlers go bankrupt, you know it's bad.
Expelled UN nuclear inspectors leave North Korea
Looks like it's 'Terse-Letter' time for Hans Blix. That'll show N. Korea!
AARP: Prescription drug prices on the rise
No worries elder-folk. Mama Obama gonna fix it for you.
White House seeks health plan compromise
Step 1. Increase taxes on everyone who works.
Step 2. Refuse medical treatment to anyone over 57.
Step 3. Profits!
Can Cuba cope with an onslaught of Americans?
I can name some people who should move there permanently.
Homeland security chief defends agency risk report
Dissent is only patriotic when a republican is in office.
Today's Highlight in History:
In 1912, Harriet Quimby became the first woman to fly across the English Channel.
FLAP HARDER HARRIET!
In 2007, in the deadliest shooting rampage in modern U.S. history, student Seung-Hui Cho killed 32 people on the campus of Virginia Tech before taking his own life.
Nobody told him it was a gun-free zone.
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