TAX DAY EVE!

Environmental agency offices pollute Wash. creek
A perfect business model!

Tax tips for an economic slump
Tip #1. Avoid this guy.

Galapagos volcano erupts, could threaten wildlife
Ah, the beauty and wonderment of evolution!

I, robot - and gardener: MIT droids tend plants
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Running

Chimp victim's family moves to seal photos
I guess I understand the chimp stuff, but I draw the line at seal photos!

Obama twice approved force to rescue hostage
Did he get UN approval? What about inciting worldwide pirate hate for America?

Obama still has hundreds of vital jobs to fill
I'm sure he still knows plenty of people who don't pay taxes.

Newsweek: Does recovery plan ignore logic?
NOW THEY ASK!