Go Spartans!

Government cracking down on mortgage scams
I'll be curious to see if Senator Chris Dodd chooses self-immolation.

Obama embraces Muslim world
So is it OK to use him middle name now?

Underwood, Swift, Hough: Women rule the ACMs
Reba McEntire: Tougher for women in country music
It looks like it's only tougher on middle-aged women named Reba.

What's the happiest U.S. state in this gloomy economy?
Denial.

Supreme Court rejects ex-Black Panther's plea for new trial
He probably couldn't understand a word the mofo was saying.

Arctic sea ice thinnest ever going into spring
and if the Climate Change continues, Summer can't be far behind!

Defense chief to propose weapons cuts
"That'll show the world who's in charge!"

When should Alzheimer's patients stop driving?
I'll give up my car keys when they cancel Matlock!

Kraft Foods offers salmonella timeline
6:45pm: Yummy Miracle Whip N' Apples Salad. 10:30pm: Profuse sweating. 1:15am: Bi-directional fluid purge.

CDC: Rocket fuel chemical found in baby formula
It's OK. This is how most superheroes get their start.

The price gap between men's and women's basketball tickets is madness
Wait. Women play basketball?

The price gap between men's and women's basketball tickets is madness
Using this argument means Madonna should charge the same for tickets as Duran Duran.